Steelhead Spring 2012

Once again Shaun and I are dumb enough to camp in sub-zero weather to catch a few fish.  We did see a pair of otters that were screwing around.  Here's one checking out Shaun.

The first steelhead I caught right at dark.  He hit about a foot off bank.

I caught this B-run our last morning while Shaun was still in bed.  I caught another one about 5 minutes later, and that was all for the day.

Watching Shaun wade across to this island we fished actually made me pray.  "God, I really need this... please let him fall."

Robbie Barnett

I should have posted this before, but I didn’t have the heart.  Here is Robbie’s funeral information. 

Obituary: http://www.allenmortuaries.net/

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/202422853184335/

I am unable to adequately thank everyone for the calls, emails, texts, letters, thoughts and prayer, but it has truly helped.

When my heart can handle it, I’ll post some stories about Robbie.  I’m smiling thinking about the stuff he pulled.  Robbie was indescribable.

I took this picture of my brothers when we were backpacking.  For those that don't know, Rob's the not fat one (sorry Shaun, I know you're skinny now).  Rob and I climbed one of the highest peaks in Utah the next morning.  Josh and Shaun had breakfast.

Windstorm

We had a huge windstorm last week.  This is what it did to my neighbor's trampoline.

Graduation Jibber

Commenting on this picture would be too easy. Congratulations to Shaun, Rob, and Tanner on graduating. You look relieved?

On an unrelated note, check out this video.

Steelhead Spring 2011

Shaun and I caught a bunch of steelhead this spring, most of them on fly rods.  Here are some of the better ones.

Nice hen on my spey rod.

I caught these two fish on my 6 weight fly rod.

FYI, it's about 20 degrees here.

Shaun just started fly fishing and caught several really nice fish.

Nice fish.  Bad haircut.

We all know who this video is for.

Halloween

Greg sent me this picture of Jer Bear on Halloween. Jer you win best costume. Nice job!

Best 2 Shows on TV

My two favorite shows are "The League" and "Modern Family". They're both new and hilarious. The league is on FX and is definitely R-rated. Modern Family is ABC on Wednesday.

Here's a clip from The League.

Birthday Song

Sweet Commerical

Great Video

Skip to a 1:30.

King Salmon

Taryl and I caught these King Salmon in the first hour of fishing. In about 2-3 weeks I'll be going back for Steelhead.

Dating Video

I'm guessing these guys are still virgins.

Dating Montage
Uploaded by smithy00101. - Independent web videos.

Wyoming

Dad and I have taken the boat to the Snake River, a couple reservoirs, and Wyoming. It was kind of muddy on the road.



This may be the largest Brown that I've taken on a dry fly.

First trip with boat

It would have been smarter to test the boat locally, but we drove almost 300 miles for the first boat trip. Josh caught the first fish out of the boat. This 7 foot sturgeon.


Here's Rob wishing he'd brought toilet paper.

Drift Boat

I finally found my dream boat. The problem was that it had been sunk and totaled.


I worked on it basically around the clock for three weeks.




After a mere 150 hours or so, here's what it looks like. Since this picture I've fiberglassed the boxes. I'll paint the inside over the winter.

Jer Bear

Jeremy sent me the best text ever yesterday! I'm going to respect his privacy and redact the text.

"if a woman *** *** *** *** ***** or got ******* *** ** ***** **** **** *****? ** ** * ******* disease?"

I can't tell you how much I wish I could share the entire message! Wow!

Sturgeon

About a week ago we went sturgeon fishing. We caught several really nice fish.

Steelhead Fishing

My dad, uncle Rick and I went steelhead fishing a couple weeks ago.



We stayed in some neat cabins.

Wreck

We decided to let Chris drive coming home from our fly fishing trip in Wyoming. Mistake. He rolled and totaled Tony's truck on I-80. I was in the back with Shaun. Chris and Tony were in front. Everyone keeps telling us how lucky we are nobody died. Yeah, but what about my gorgeous head? D-bags.


In the ambulance they cut the arms off my favorite fleece and fishing shirt. I wasn't too happy about that.
Chris also hit an elk doing about 45 mph last week at the Grand Canyon. We thought of a clever new name for Chris. It's A-hole.

Get some hobbies

There's an article in today Salt Lake Tribune about Utah leading the nation in online porn subscriptions. "Utah is Red State When it Comes to Porn". Some of the comments about this article are hilarious. Here's an example:

I'm disappointed in Utahans, Porn is free. Why pay for it? are we that stupid? Where are our fiscal conservative values? No wonder we are near the top in bankruptcies also, we pay for porn for heavens sakes, what kind of financial lunatic does that? It's appalling!

comment by user: first2third

Check out the chart.

M watching TV

M sitting like a monkey and watch TV. I took it with my phone so the quality sucks.

People I'd LOVE to punch, if I could get away with it.

• Billy Squier - in the video I posted a couple days ago.
• Vince Show - that does the Shamwow commericals.
• Kobe - in his rape pastry.
• Anne Coulter - right in her Adams' Apple.
  
• John Boehner - while he's crying in Congress. Pure sleaze and a hypocrite.
  
• Rush Limbaugh's Maid - for getting him drugs, especially the hundreds of Viagra he tried smuggling onto vacation. Of course the Viagra was probably for the guys he sleeps with.
• Anyone from the cast of "Gossip Girl".
• Phil Jackson - in his surgically repaired hip.
• Chris Buttars - just come out of the closet already!

Redneck, pale head

Taryl, Chris, Lukas, Shaun, and I went skeet shooting this weekend. Also, I shaved my head. It takes long to wash my face now.

The Office

My favorite show without frontal nudity.

For Chris

If Chris made a music video I think it would look exactly like this.

Dance Off

I love this video!

Love

Dan and Curtis would you like a rematch with Jer Bear and me? This pictures made me think of you guys.

Amen!

WARNING!!!

This video is not for everyone! It's crude but hilarious. I mean HILARIOUS! It'd probably be rated a PG-13.

It's titled "Bush Screws Country".

Jer Bear's Team

I'm neither a Dallas Cowboys' fan, nor a Tony Romo fan, but this story was pretty cool.

Cowboys' Romo takes homeless man to movies

Now it all makes sense!

President Bush named "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" as one of his favorite books. I'm paraphrasing, but he said that it helped shape him. Here's a description of the book from Wikipedia:

"The Very Hungry Caterpillar is a children's book written by Eric Carle, originally published in 1969. It is highly popular and has been praised for its use of easy-to-read words which makes it good for teaching young children to read. The book contains 225 words and large, colorful illustrations. It follows a caterpillar as it munches its way through a variety of edibles such as ice cream, salami, watermelon, one slice of Swiss cheese, and a lollipop before it finally pupates and emerges as a butterfly."

President Bush remembers reading this book over and over as a kid, but here's the problem, it was first published when he was 23! Haha! That's awesome! I wonder if someone read it to him?

Wedding Announcement

Here's Taryl and my wedding announcement. I know I forgot some people, so sorry if you didn't get one.

Go Jazz!

Brent, Rachel, Taryl, and I went to the Jazz-Blazers game last night. It was a great game! 4-0 without Deron. Not bad.

Thanks Brent. I owe you some sex.

Metallica!!!

Taryl and I went to Metallica last night. "One" and "Master of Puppets" was awesome!


Let's just say it was loud. My ears are still ringing!

Fishing

The wife, Josh, and I went fishing the other night. We missed a bunch of fish but catch a couple nice ones.

Taryl must really love me, because she said I look good in this picture. I like that kind of bias.


I caught this fish about midnight. Good times.

Announcement

I got married today. Her name's Taryl and she's not pregnant. I just really love her!


Giving Jeremy directions to the ceremony.



Still waiting for Jeremy.


This is when I realized I should have brought an extra pair of underwear.


The Best Man and witnesses. Oops, and the bride.


Announcements will be mailed soon. Keep November 15th open!

Bowling

Bowling in Idaho Friday night. Good times.


I won a free game.

Stureon Fishing

Dad and I met Josh and his boys for some sturgeon fishing.


Isaac and I did quite a bit of fishing together. He reminds me a lot of Josh and myself when we were kids.


I'm fighting the first sturgeon I catch. It was about 7 feet and over 200lbs.


Here's the second sturgeon I caught. It pushed 8 feet and 300lbs. It's impossible to describe how big and strong these fish are. This one pulled our boat a few hundred yards from our anchor which we released to catch the fish. That's a full sized crappie in it's mouth that we used for bait.

I'm selling my bike.

Bugs

I felt something crawling around my helmet when I was riding my bike. Then a hornet came across the inside of my visor. I lifted my visor to blow it out, but it just blew back by my ear. I pulled over, got my helmet off, and somehow didn't get stung. What really pissed me off is that I wasted the "F" word on an insect. I need to save those for golf and Kobe Bryant.