People I'd LOVE to punch, if I could get away with it.

• Billy Squier - in the video I posted a couple days ago.
• Vince Show - that does the Shamwow commericals.
• Kobe - in his rape pastry.
• Anne Coulter - right in her Adams' Apple.
  
• John Boehner - while he's crying in Congress. Pure sleaze and a hypocrite.
  
• Rush Limbaugh's Maid - for getting him drugs, especially the hundreds of Viagra he tried smuggling onto vacation. Of course the Viagra was probably for the guys he sleeps with.
• Anyone from the cast of "Gossip Girl".
• Phil Jackson - in his surgically repaired hip.
• Chris Buttars - just come out of the closet already!

Redneck, pale head

Taryl, Chris, Lukas, Shaun, and I went skeet shooting this weekend. Also, I shaved my head. It takes long to wash my face now.

The Office

My favorite show without frontal nudity.

For Chris

If Chris made a music video I think it would look exactly like this.