New words

Some people were offended by my new word "vagenda". Thanks for all the guesses, but a "vagenda" is what I call the to-do list my buddy's wife gives him every weekend.

In order not to offend anymore, I'm not going to share any more of my new words like "funt" and "ambidicktrous".

Poor Jer Bear

Jeremy just stopped by my office, and told me something fantastic! Last night Jer bought "Grand Theft Auto 4" at Best Buy, and the checkout girl carded him. LOL, so sad.

Reasons I suspect I’m getting older

• Women under 21 seem a bit young to me.
• When I hear a noise outside late at night I investigate in my pajamas and slippers.
• I don’t skip through Viagra commercials.
• I like being regular.
• I signal when I change lanes.
• I recycle.
• I floss.
• I’m becoming racist.
• I have a will.
• I sometimes plan out my weekends.
• I wish I knew how to play dominoes.
• I used the work “quaint” yesterday.

Top of the Alps

I imagine this is what marriage is like.

Polygamy Rocks!

Comedy Central

This is pretty good.

The Mormon President's Murder

My Bitches

Sadie and M chase each other constantly when they're outside. It's hilarious to watch!
Here are their play buddies who come over daily. They just chase each other around the yard and do a lot of sniffing. It's like watching Chris date.

What a business!

I took a picture of this SUV in California a couple weeks ago. Just in case you can't see this here's what it reads:

• Private Autopsies
• Forensic Autopsies
• DNA (Paternity) Analysis
• Prod. (T.V., Movie) Consultant

And you can reach them at 1-800-AUTOPSY. And just in case you missed it, those are balls hanging on the towing hitch. Classy.